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  • Poon 12:10 am on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Art, drawing, , order, textbook   

    sold and shipped! 

    So the old textbook I was trying to sell on amazon ended up being sold within 5 hours of posting. High five! This also meant that I had to honor my incentive. So I did. It took me all of 4 minutes.

    The following an email that I sent immediately after receiving the order:

     

    Subject: Order information from Amazon seller gpspud20

    Hello [name redacted], your order was received. The textbook Microbiology: An Introduction, 9th edition with limited edition Organic Molecule Yellow Cookie Monster (OMYCM) doodle on page 124 will be shipped shortly.

    If you took care to read the seller’s comment, you would have noticed that by purchasing this book prior to 08/28/09 you are eligible to receive a PERSONAL sketch of OMYCM and YOU together. Please let me know what location, time of day, and preferred cameos you would like in your PERSONAL sketch. Though my artistic abilities know no bounds, I highly suggest a beach overlooking a beautiful sunset with cameos of the top half of sonic the hedgehog and a ninja turtle.

    You are permitted to send me a head shot of yourself if you so desire for artistic accuracy (no creeper), otherwise you will have to settle for my own artistic interpretation of you.

    You’re welcome.

    -Tim

    Unfortunately with no response, this was the email sent after the package was shipped:

    Subject: Shipment notification from Amazon seller gpspud20

    [name redacted],

    Your order was shipped priority mail on August 26, 2009. You should be expecting to receive your order in 2-3 business days.

    As you may or may not be aware, by making this purchase prior to Aug 28th you were eligible to receive a personalized sketch. I have inserted this piece of artwork along with the packing slip behind the front cover of the textbook. Please disregard the backside of this artwork, as it is leftover of an old printout of my homework. Thank you for your order and hope you enjoyed your purchasing experience.

    enjoy:

    Click to Enlarge

     
    • ohlisa 12:36 am on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you Friendly Buyer, I too get to benefit from your purchase – I am able to experience this original “one-of-a-kind” Tim Poon masterpiece. For free, which I am very glad about – because I would not liked to have paid a whole textbook’s-worth for this drawing. (Joking, totally joking – it’s worth … more than words).

      My favorite is the grass in the bottom right hand corner. It’s really good. Exactly like how I draw my grass too.

    • soj 2:48 pm on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      oh i thought it was on a beach.. but i guess there could be some grass on a beach.
      btw, you are ridic! that was amusing though it would have been more interesting if the buyer replied.

    • Poon 7:59 pm on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      guys, i know my artwork takes a “special eye” (hi mom!) to really discern its beauty. But that “grass” in the corner, yea that’s my signature. thanks.

    • gng1287 1:04 am on August 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I am glad cookie monster finally found true love and kicked his addiction…

    • firehydrant1 7:09 pm on August 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Tim tim tim…THIS IS GONNA BE THE NEW BUSINESS. lets do it. ill be the venture capitalist and you’d be the ingenious artist. we’re gonna be so rich we’ll go jousting on segways pulled by real horses.

      -Pat

  • Poon 3:57 pm on August 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dos equis, joke, korean, lame, most interesting man in the world, spanish   

    the most funniest man in the world 

    4:15 PM me: hey
    4:16 PM a mexican and a korean kid walk into a bar and yell to the bartender “Yo pops, what kinda beer y’all serve”
    the bartender replies
    “we serve everything, except dos equis”

    (get it dos…equis…dos sekkis…)
    4:17 PM two…sekkis…
    ha..ha……ha
    4:18 PM Steven: lol
    ur gay man
    me: hahah dammit
    Steven: that joke was not funny at all
    4:19 PM at all

    a short while later,

    ohso1isa: i love seafood

    me: u like seafood?
    i like to eat food
    haha! am i rite!
    4:29 PM eh?? nudge nudge
    i…
    im awesome.
    get it…sea…see…food….
    eat..
    i
    4:30 PM it is joke.
    4:31 PM hello?

    I don’t always tell jokes… but when I do…

    …they are awful.

    -Poon
     
    • handsomehwang 4:12 pm on August 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      hahaha yes. your jokes could use some more polish.

      • Poon 4:15 pm on August 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        taht 2nd conversation
        like she literally just stopped responding
        and went idle
        i think i killed her
        with my bad joke

        • ohlisa 4:20 pm on August 19, 2009 Permalink

          Wow who is that girl? HA…HA… ’sea’food – eat food … HILARIOUS! I don’t understand why she wouldn’t laugh at that! Such bad social e-tiquette.

    • sourhippo 4:22 am on August 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      tim don’t worry about them…”those sekkies” just don’t understand.

  • Poon 8:08 pm on April 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: carl, hands, llamas,   

    Caaaaarrl 

    This keeps cracking me up.

    my stomach is making the rumblies!!

    -Poon

     
    • maybetomorrow3 5:19 pm on April 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      “i do not kill people. that is…that is my LEAST favorite thing to do”

      hahaha. ive watched this so many times since you sent me that link! why is this so funny…ahaha
      PS WHY AM I NOT ON YOUR BLOGROLL! =O

  • handsomehwang 7:33 pm on March 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cops, helping, homeless, orlando, pigs   

    One word… 

    ridiculous…

     
    • sourhippo 9:14 pm on April 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      we’re sorry this video is no longer available

  • Poon 6:14 pm on March 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: gchat, innuedo, watchmen   

    Convo w/Dan’s Lee 

    6:52 PM Dan: i heard it was bad
    me: what
    i liked it
    too much bleu penis
    and it was long
    the movie not the penis
    Dan: haha
    u didn’t have to explain
    6:53 PM I just imagined you staring and your face reflecting blue
    with your mout open
    me: ….
    wow
    Dan: not in the sick way u doof
    me: dude
    how am i supposed to tkae that
    Dan: watching the movie intently
    6:54 PM me: rite
    hahah
    Dan: and blue reflecting off ur face
    me: …of course

    20090219_watchballs_190x190
    -Poon

     
  • handsomehwang 10:09 pm on February 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Obama is my dad’s hero 

    Every 2-3 days, my dad comes into my room and starts ranting about how Obama is giving it to the rich. He actually says “people who play games” because that’s how my dad thinks of them as. He’ll talk talk talk about how Obama is starting a revolution. I think it’s awesome my dad is so into it. He has never voted in his life until he voted for Obama. He’s genuinely excited. It’s also great because he used to talk about how all black people are lazy and that’s why they are poor. He wasn’t hating them, he was stating it like a fact but somehow he’s over it now. I’m glad that part of him is a part of the past now. I guess I have Obama to thank. And there’s no doubt he’s shaking things up. I hope and pray with him that it is all for the better.

    Obama4lyfe

    -HH

    *EDIT* Today me and my mom called my dad to go get dinner. He kept on saying ‘I know I know’ while he was watching the Obama speech. He was glued to the tv and didn’t come out to get his dinner until it was done. And it was galbi!! And I can’t remember another time where he was late to dinner. I am just in awe.

     
    • Helen Hunt 9:42 am on February 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      We love him, and think he’s an awesome guy. I love him too.

    • Poon 11:02 am on February 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      dude thats crazy. obama changed his entire perspective on black people.

  • handsomehwang 10:26 pm on February 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    I am PROCRASTINATING! 

    It’s funny how I can tell how screwed I am because it is directly proportional to how much I love music. The more I should be doing my work, the more I love listening to music, even my crappy songs. Then I start making my rounds on facebook and now here I am on the blog. Beautiful.

    How do you guys know you are procrastinating? Music, TV, games, phone, holding yourself and shivering on the floor? Let’s hear it.

    HandsomeHwang

     
    • Poon 11:05 pm on February 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      when im procrastinating everything in the world seems interesting. like the ukulele.

    • yellowpiggie 3:20 pm on February 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I used to watch a lot of tv shows, good and bad ones, and movies, and I definitely go through facebook, blogs, news, ooo and i eat

    • handsomehwang 5:47 pm on February 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I’ve been procrastinating. I went through my cycle of websites (facebook, yahoo sports, fantasysports, and now modernanthology). I am terrible.

      I hate lab

    • erica 1:05 pm on February 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      um.. i have a tiered system. First, I go through ny times and national geographic. then i go to wedding blogs and ebay and etsy and other shopping sites. and then i start looking at like Glamour and OK! and Teen Vogue….. and after that, i finally realize how everything I’m reading is stupid and so I usually start working again.. but then of course the cycle is reborn.

    • Poon 2:39 am on February 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      i procrastinate by writing on this blog

  • handsomehwang 10:33 am on January 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Snow 

    Just in case you guys didn’t know, I hate snow…

    picture-1

    -HH

     
  • Poon 5:26 am on October 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cantonese, poll, , voting   

    Vote or Die. 

    My brother likes to be proved wrong.

    *update*

    Well, so it seems as if though lopsop has a lead, its not enough of a runaway to conclude that lopsop is indeed the best spelling. I’d say its still pretty split. Meanwhile my dad had this to say:

    On Sat, Oct 25, 2008 at 1:38 PM, Darren Poon  wrote:
    would you spell it lopsop or lapsap?

    dee dee set up a poll on his blog.

    http://modernanthology.wordpress.com/2008/10/25/vote-or-die/

    i say its lapsap

    Darren J. Poon

    From: *Dad*
    Date: 2008/10/25
    Subject: Re: garbage phonetically in cantonese
    To: Darren Poon

    try lubsup

    lubsup?? ok now thats just ridiculous. Nice try father. Clearly your chinese is vastly inferior to ours.

    And also for your enjoyment, some of the “other” answers that were filled in, very funny with the “cantonese” guys…:

    I speak a superior language..Korea! Korea! 1
    cantonese 1
    KOREAN>ALL! 1
    sueh–rae-gee 1
    basura!!!! español es mejor!!! 1

    Alright alright we get it. Korea Korea rah rah rah. Koreans are clearly awesome:


    hahaha awesome.
    ok thanks everyone for your participation!! the results were….inconclusive! High five!

    [Poon]

     
    • agtodi82 9:56 am on October 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      sucks we don’t get to see the comments…

    • sourhippo 11:33 am on October 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      I could not vote, there is no option for “I speak a superior language”

    • handsomehwang 4:01 pm on October 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      When I saw this on my dashboard, I thought we had a serious political post.

      Oh how wrong I was you lopsop!

    • frankiet 8:52 pm on October 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      wow I cant believe its tied… i suspect foul play…

    • Poon 9:02 pm on October 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      yea.. something is shady with this…its always tied…lapsap doesnt even make any sense. its like ur lapping up tree sap like a dog

    • Poon 4:00 pm on October 27, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      I wonder what the 3 “other” answers are…

    • The Poon 4:49 pm on October 27, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      dood its how you pronounce lopsop…if u say it with a midwestern accent it has an Ay sound to it…

      so…thats lapsap…

    • agtodi82 6:37 am on October 29, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      mine was the exact same as Joe’s ..Korean is superior by far…

  • Poon 3:31 am on September 28, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , ps3poonisawesome,   

    PS3 POST!! 

    helloooo world! iam posting this on a ps3!! isn’t this cool and convenient! … thisjust in… apparently joe says he justbeat me in posting the picture…um

    ps3 rocks!

    [poon on ps3]

     
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