In years past HandsomeHwang and I would make the 45 minute drive out to Naperville to visit in promise of “naperthrills.” Well, each of those visits have always resulted in us either getting lost somewhere, or being clearly misled with the degree of “thrills” that were promised. The thrill-to-distance-traveled ratio was severely skewed. Funny thing is that we kept going back thinking, maybe this time would be better, only to result in us driving back to the glorious north suburbs at top speed yelling “NAPERVILLE STINKS!!” out the window.
And now, it has been confirmed.
Naperville Stinks; Officials Don’t Know WhyNAPERVILLE, Ill. — Naperville and portions of Aurora, Glen Ellyn and Oswego as well as towns as far east as Evergreen Park and Oak Lawn — stink, and no one seems able to figure out why.
I’ll tell you why, it’s cause North Suburbs>Naperville.
Just jokes folks. Naperville isn’t that bad.
But seriously, you guys. Take a shower or something.
[Poon]
Word’s out that the new Kanye album, “808s and Heartbreak” should be coming out earlier then expected. The original anticipated release was in December but Kanye has just recently bumped it up to November because he, “felt like it.”
handsomehwang 7:51 pm on October 7, 2008 Permalink |
Ingenious! I love the picture of the woman holding her nose in the link. Yea, it really stinks don’t it??
mina 2:48 pm on October 8, 2008 Permalink |
hahaha
Poon 9:20 pm on October 8, 2008 Permalink |
i wonder if they have figured it out yet…
heather 4:48 am on October 9, 2008 Permalink |
hey that is so not true!!
jerrys going away party was PRETTY FUN! AND….all those other times…um….
but yea..i do understand the importance of the thrill-to-distance ratio..thats how it is for us and the north suburbs..haha
ellen 1:48 pm on October 9, 2008 Permalink |
alrite.. what about that chicken wing place that we went on thursday? tuesdays? with 1/2 off?
u gotta admit that place is pretty good…
the one with the lobster machine that no one wins at except for that one lady..
Poon 1:41 am on October 10, 2008 Permalink |
yea yea ok those wings were pretty good…and jerrys send off was pretty good too…but id like to think that it was north suburbs that get credit for the sardines in meijers idea…. either way wings were good but im not sure if they are worth the drive. maybe if we won a lobster it would make for a totally different experience. i mean…lobster for 2 bucks!? but as far as im concerned at the moment…u guys need to figure out that stench before i come back
ohlisa 12:34 am on July 31, 2009 Permalink |
I concur. Two thumbs way up! Even though I am reading this years later, that’s how you know it’s true – when it still applies long after the fact.